Poor Little Shiloh

Angelina has shockingly told Elle magazine:

"I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her... I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this... yes, a blob!"

Wowzer! Not so nice after all are we Miss Jolie? 'A blob'! Harshhhhh........

Paris Lets Slip

This picture is pretty self explanatory I think. The Hilton, which is now her official name is inspecting her brand new Bentley which she dented last night. How many cars can one woman dent!? Hmm perhaps she was drunk? Or perhaps that was just my attempt to neatly tie into to the next Hilton related story..

Her attorney has entered a not guilty plea for her today for drink driving charges relating to an incident last September when police pulled her over for 'driving erratically'. She then did a sobriety test where she blew a 0.08, the minimum legal limit for California. I got a strong suspicion she may just get off this one.

Brtiney Listens To Her Own Music

Jessica Simpson

Is fat. That is all. Thank you as you were.

Britney Losing The Plot

Here is the latest statment from her website-

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I've had the time to be "me," I've been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally "free." I've been working so hard on this new album and I can't wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

I'm really losing faith. She's fast running out of time to pull it together!

Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey It's All About Lindsey

Never a dull moment is there! So she's back in hospital and this time its for appendicitis. I think the only person to have more shitty things happen to them is probably er whats her name... hmm? blonde unlucky lady.. Anna Nicole thats the one.

Tara Reid Is Retarded

K-Fed After Firecrotch

Us Weekly reports Kevin Federline hit on Lindsay Lohan on December 22, texting "We should hang out" to her only to get rejected.

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us. another says, "She thought it was hilarious."

What I want to know is how he got her number in the first place? Is there like a big celebrity phonebook that they all have acess to? Anyway the best part of this story is that Kevin doesn't handle rejection well so just text back-

'Firecrotch'

Good one Kevin!

Diaz And Timberlake Spilt

Star magazine is claiming Justin and Cameron have called it a day. The two apparent spent the holidays apart with their respective families. Apparently Justin has been telling friends they've broken up and he is seeing a "former flame, Veronica Finn."

Check out the picture of Britney below! Reckon thats when she heard the news?

Britney Collapses On NYE

So Britney got so wasted on NYE she collapsed and had to be carried out of the party she was at in Las Vegas. However, her rep is saying:

"By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep. There is nothing out of the ordinary here."

Every news agency and source reported the drunk version of the story so i guess its just up to you who you want to believe. i know which version makes me happier.

This Is So Special

I'm not even sure what to say about this. It pretty much speaks for itself doesn't it? If there was going to be one piece of evidence that would prove what a revolting human being Paris really is i think this could be it. I mean come on tabloid pictures of yourself in a love note?

NEWS JUST IN

HA ha like the important exciting headline? Well guess what Eminem and Kim are divorcing AGAIN.. big woooop!

Britney's On A Roll

Down a hill that is. So it turns out the reason she is no longer hanging with the Hilton is she found out her current beau J.R Rotem had fooled around with her first. Hmm, Britney darling surely the fact he's been with her should put you off him not her? am I missing something? Can someone please tell Britney to sort it out. Come on who would you rather see pictures of her with Rotem or Hilton? Exactly!

Also, is it wrong that i've started to feel sorry for Kevin? According to In Touch

Spears started bragging to her ex about some sex she'd had. Federline was furious, although he reportedly isn't quite sure whether he believes that she's been dating. "[Spears] just started pushing his buttons ... He started screaming at her." Spears is reportedly also taunting Federline about no longer living the lavish life they shared, but sources say that he continues to gather info on her hard partying to use in the custody battle against her.

Mwah Ha Ha Ha...

The Super Celeb strikes. Guess who's no longer an item? can you guess? simple lower your eye level 1cm.... you got it! Sharon Stone's rep is saying this:

"They did 'Bobby' together and went to two of the premieres together. Nothing else."

WTF???

Christain Slater is going out with Sharon Stone! I'm nearly as shocked as when i first heard the Scary Spice Eddie news but hey that didn't last long so hopefully this wont either...

Nicole In Prison

So if Nicole is convicted of a DUI from Monday's arrest she must serve a mandatory jail sentence of 5 days in prison. She'd also lose her licence for a year and have to attend an alcohol education program for a year and a half. This would be pretty hot gossip and in a cruel way quite exciting. The problem is if your anything like me you'll read this and just think 'fuck that.. bullshit she'll go to prison.' We all know only real people go to prison. Celebs murder people, get caught with heroin and just get a fine! Please please please let me be wrong.....

Britney Dumps Paris

Britney Spears has reportedly dumped new bezzy mate Paris. According to a source close to Britney:

"Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."

Now I'm not so sure this is such a great idea. The whole Britney Paris combo was dynamite no? I really thought it was only a matter of days before we had hot pictures of their first les be friends kiss. I guess those images will have to remain imaginary.
sob sob...

Is Britney On Drugs

"my jaw hurts"

"I feel like I'm missing out on life"

"Its all the partying"

I'll let you be the judge...

Paris Protects Her Girlfriend Opps Sorry Britney

So this is what she put on her MySpace...

I told Brit I'd write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to at least the people who are on my list...

Lately, you've been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her "behavior" and sadly they're blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we've gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.

Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.

She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them "bad parents" She's young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn't care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind.

Love,
Paris

Wow i bet Britney really appreciated that! You can just imagine the conversation that happened before this post can't you.

Britney 'Er Paris everyone is picking on me I really shouldn't come out to play tonight'

Pairs 'Britney you go to come out, it will be so hot! i'll tell everyone to stop picking on you'

Brtiney 'Ah thanks Paris your the best!'

One Inch Shorter, 5lbs Lighter And Black

Yey she's back! Last night Nicole was spotted driving the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. When cops stopped her and approached the vehicle she was on her cell. Nicole then admitted she'd smoked pot and taken Vicodin. Pictured left in a mug shot taken this morning when she was booked.

However, 3 years earlier when she was booked for a similar offence, well actually heroin, not sooooo similar i guess she listed as 5'2" and 90lbs which is one inch taller and 5lbs heavier than what she was listed at this morning. So not only is she shrinking in size but she is also shrinking in stature! AMAZING! Oh yeah and she's gone from black to white as well.. wow cops really are special aren't they!