I Want One!!

Paris Gets Humiliated

You might even feel sorry for her in this video. I said might I didn't guarantee it.

If you watch this you will smile

Nicole Is Pregnant!!

So I am no dumby and i am guessing this story that is circulating isn't true. In fact i'd go as far as to say it is 110% unture. But how about just for one millisecond we ride with it? at least it could be an interesting ride.

Jennifer Anistons new man revealed

Fat Spice

Woah there check out how fat Mel B AKA Scary Spice has got? What a heffa! I mean way to let yourself go. I think she may have been hiding in a Krispy Kreme cave and has finally managed to eat herself out. Hang on that sounded really wrong. Whatever she's fat fat fat. What? She's pregnant? Seriously? With who's baby? Your fucking kidding me!!!!! NO WAY!! Nobody tells me anything anymore. I feel lonely. I need a hug.

Lohan Dates Law

Well firstly i'd like to apologise for my lack of posts recently. I could lie and say nothing has been news worthy but to be honest i've just been lazy/busy. Thats and obviously nothing major has happened. Until now.... You heard it hear first! Lohan and Law are dating. How great is that? Apparently they were spotted together at The Box on Friday and Saturday night. Wow two nights in a row! Eager beavers!!

Britney And Kevin To Renew Their Vows

Wow so much has been happening I almost don't know where to begin! Ok first things first. Looks like the real reason for rehab and all the erratic behaviour is finally out and the answer you've all been waiting for is...crystal meth ta dar it finally all makes sense doesn't it kids. Don't know much about crystal meth? well click here and if your still in any doubt whether this is true or not this website alone should be enough to convince you! They should seriously add Britney's before and after pictures here.

Ok well now we have that cleared up we can focus on the next Britney saga. Her and Kevin are now back together! WTF you say? Yeah I KNOW!!! I actually can't be bothered to go into the details as they are not that interesting.. Want details? Click here.. I'd much rather talk about the fact she wrote 666 on her skinhead and ran around screaming 'I am the antichrist' before trying to hang herself' no there's a You Tube I want to see!

Britney Update

Britney was spotted leaving rehab last night and before you jump to the wrong conclusion she was in fact just popping to an AA meeting in Santa Monica. As soon as the meeting was over she headed straight back to Promises treatment centre. Did I miss something? Only a couple of days ago her PR team were reporting that she was being treated for depression not drugs or alcohol. It's all so fishy fishy fishy. Hey ho guess it's nice to see her looking human again anyway.

Who's Hayden?

So these have been popping up all over London. Anyone got any ideas?

Charlotte Isn't Fat, She's Pregnant

Congratulations Charlotte! News broke today that Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are expecting their first child. The statement said:

"Charlotte has asked us to bring you the news exclusively today via CharlotteChurch.com that she is pregnant. For reasons of privacy, Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter, other than to confirm that she and her boyfriend, Gavin Henson, are delighted. In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy. However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first."

Britney Is Not A Drug Addict

So it turns out she isn't in rehab from drugs and alcohol after all. She is infact suffering from post partum oh well nice to have that one cleared up isn't it. The drug addict was way more interesting so i'm just going to ignore this boring I had a couple of babies and lost it story. Hang on wouldn't that make a great argument in court for her recent crazy antics? wow call me cracker!

Cameron Diaz And Drew Barrymore Get Like Totally High Dude!

It's a sunny Saturday in celebville oh what to do what to do! Lets just go get totally wasted dude you know like when we were kids and we'd get all giggly and high and it was like the best fun evvvvvvvvvvvver. Oh wait we're 30 year olds now and its actually pretty lame. Hey ho I heard Cameron's a smack head anyway so who gives a **** if shes smoking a spliff?

To Many Requests For The Video

Daniel Radcliffe

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong girth wrong horse wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

Britney Loses It

Last night Britney was spotted at Kevin's house ringing the bell three times with no answer. She was so frustrated that when her assistant stopped the car, Britney grabbed an umbrella and went after the paps.

Although she looks a little loopy here and could even be described as a looking like an escaped mental patient I don't think what she did was wrong. Leave the girl alone! Enough is enough!! If you want to see the video click here i'm not posting it. Think its time to leave her alone. I really really do.

Britney Leaves Rehab

I'm starting to think maybe the name of this site should be changed from The Super Celeb to The Diary Of Britney's Downfall. Less than one day after checking into the Promises Centre she's walked again! Less than one day!!! She didn't even manage 24 hours!! That's horrendous and to top things off Kevin has requested an emergency court hearing to discuss their custody battle. Who'd have thought it? I really never imagined I'd see the day when K-Fed looks like a good role model to his children. Although at the moment I think Fred West is looking like a better role model than Britney Spears.

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It's Not Celeb News

But it is so funny I felt the need to share it. 'Made for a man.. strong enough for a hindu princess'

Anna Nicole Wasted

Here is a video of Anna Nicole clearly stoned out of her brain! She's 8 months pregnant and talking to a plastic doll! Guess Howard Stern was right though 'this will be worth money!' Hands up those of you that reckon he killed her?

Britney Back In Rehab

First reports were Britney shaved her head because she had simply lost the plot. Next came the argument with mother theory and now the story that seems to be sticking is that Britney Spears allegedly shaved her head because Kevin Federline was threatening to test her hair for drugs. A source is claiming:

"They had a huge argument. Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."
And after shaving her hair Friday she went to the Mondrian Hotel in an electric blue wig where sources say they saw her shaving her legs at the pool and crying after she was refused a room.

Anyway heres a picture of Britney at the Promises treatment facility.

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Lohan Out Of Rehab And Lookin Hot!

Wow look at Lindsey Lohan, isn't she just the picture of health? What the hell happened to her in rehab? Forgive me if i've missed the point, but I was always under the impression that rehab was supposed to improve peoples wellbeing. Whereas Lindsey appears to have aged about 30 years and even possibly caught skin cancer. Come on gingers don't go that colour do they?

How Rough Is Paris

What we have here is Paris Hilton in Vegas at the weekend. Now I'm not saying that I usually think Paris is hot and I am also not saying I think she is ugly in these pictures. So what am I saying? Well to be honest I'm not entirely sure. But there is definitely something weird going on here. She appears to have burn marks on her chest and something stuck on the side of her nose! (click the image for close ups) So she either doesn't care. Or is simply too wasted to realize. (p.s I wish she'd shave her head!)

How The Mighty Have Fallen

HIV Osbourne

Last night Kelly Osbourne broke down at a benefit concert after revealing a member of her family is HIV positive. At present it is still unclear who she is refering to. My instincts tell me it's unlikely to be immediate family just a huntch I have. Chances are its some long lost barely related cousin brother from Cambodia and its all for publicity. Or am I being harsh?

Britney Shears

I am speechless! Really really speechless!! Somebody just give the poor girl a hug.

$1 Million Video

Entertainment Tonight have reportedly paid Howard K. Stern, Anne Nicoles erm what shall we call him? boyfriend? yeah boyfriend will do, $1 million dollars for this! WTF!!

It Just Gets More And More Bizarre

So now not only is Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband claiming he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole he is also claiming to be another possible father to Danielynn. Bizarre huh? Well thats not even the really wierd bit. Sources close to Anna are stating that the old dead man may infact be the father! Seriously, swear to god i'm not making this shit up! They claim Anna Nicole froze some of his sperm and had used that to get pregnant. It was one of the things she was hoping would help her defence when battling it out for his millions. Wow huh! Speechless? yeah me to.

The Reason Cameron and Justin Split

Anna Nicole Dieing

Is it wrong to show a video of her last moments? Well yes, yes it is! But someone out there paid $500,000 for it so there must be a hell of a lot of people that want to see it.

Fatty Fatty Boom Boom

After the Anna Nicole story I thought we needed something more jovial and light hearted to brighten the mood.. So here it is. Kirstie Alley is fat again... HURRAH!!!

1968-2007

Jesus, Anna Nicole Smith is officially dead at the age of 39. You heard it first on The Super Celeb! According to police reports, she died last night from a suspected drugs overdose at age 39. Dark.. darker than dark...

Big up G-flex for the tip!

Britney Is Gay

So some sources close to Britney and by that I mean some of Kevins friends have been saying a whole loada crap about her sexual preferences. I'll let you decide:

"Britney was into threesomes and girls." He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple's house to party and over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. "Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six," the insider says. "I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married." A friend says that Kevin plans to use tales of Britney's secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons. "She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally," says the pal. "He wants to show that she's not such an angel after all."

Does anyone really think Britney is an angel anymore? She is clearly dirty, crack smoking, white trash! Come on the picture speaks for iteself.

Paris Is A Pill Head

I don't even want to dignify these videos with descriptions. I think they speak for themselves. Feel free to leave comments though. P.S. promise this is the last Paris Exposed.com video i'm going to post if i'm bored of them you must be!

Paris Is Racist

So Paris gets fucked in the arse for coke. Her words not mine.

Sienna Sex Video

So Siennas stupid attention seeking outfit wasn't the only thing to set chins wagging at the premiere of Factory Girl according to the New York Daily News Sienna and co star Hayden Christensen allegedly had 'real' sex during the lovemaking scenes!

"It's not simulated," an insider tells us. "They're really doing it." At the movie's premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper would tell us only: "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us."

I don't buy it! Do you??

Pete Doherty Injects Cocaine

THE SUN: JUNKIE rocker Pete Doherty injects himself with cocaine in a grubby Thai hostel — as he tells worried lover Kate Moss he is “fine” on the phone. Bare-chested Doherty shot up several times after joining three girls in a backpacker’s £8-a-night room. Around him on a bed was strewn sordid drugs paraphernalia of a spoon and syringes, plus scattered banknotes in British, US and Thai currency. He clasped a mobile between head and shoulder as concerned model Kate asked him where he was and what he was doing. The out-of-it Babyshambles singer replied: “What’s the matter? I love you.” Our pictures make a mockery of the British legal system that keeps allowing Doherty back on the streets despite countless arrests for possession of hard drugs.

Am I the only person that thinks this is none of The Sun's buisness? let him get on with it I say.

Horny Harry Horse Humper

Wow this is one for the bestiality crew out there. Not only is Harry Potter (which is how he will eternally be known) getting his kit off on stage, but he is also going to simulate a sex act whilst riding a horse. What really gets me though is that people actually want to pay to see it. Tickets have already grossed £1 million!!!

When Did Kevin Become Cooler Then Britney?

Angelina's Mum Dies

Angelina Jolie's mother died aged only 56 on Saturday afternoon at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after battling cancer for seven years.

They Just Keep Coming

I never thought i'd be bored of the Hilton whore bag but to be honest I struggled to watch this painful video to the end. Ok I just about managed it but it was a struggle I swear! You saw it here first on The Super Celeb!

Paris Gets Exposed

A while back Paris forgot to pay a $200 bill for storage and as a result 6,000 square feet of her stuff was sold in one big lump to an unidentified buyer. Somehow back then some of us inteligent types realised this story may grow, so this is whats happened. The owner of all the exciting crap has launched ParisExposed.com a webiste where for $39.97 you can witness:

Never before seen sex videos

250 personal and private videos

drug use that make Tony Montan look like a missionary

Wow who would pay for that shit? ok ok yes I already have! and its great. I'm not ashamed!!

Brandy Is A Murderer

Last month Brandy was involved in a car accident that resulted in a fatality and it turns out the accident was her fault. It has been reported that on December 30th she was driving down a freeway in Los Angeles, what she failed to notice was that the traffic in front of her had slowed down and as a result she ended smashing into the car in front of her. Which in turn hit another car and then slid into the path of yet another car. The driver was taken to the hospital but died the next day. Brandy wasn't arrested, but an investigation is under way.

Forgot to mention..

She appears to have an alien growing out of her stomach.
That's so hot!!

Paris Pleads No Contest

Who is the most useless celebrity in L.A? Paris pleads 'No Contest'. Ho ho ho.. no unfortunately that isn't the story its just me trying to be witty.

Yesterday, Paris Hilton pleaded 'No Contest' to alcohol related reckless driving. Resulting in her being placed on 36 months probation as well as being fined. What is still up in the air however is whether she will accept the offer to cut her probation in half by completing 40 hours of community service. Paris Hilton and community service? The words don't even belong in the same sentence so I really don't see that happening!

P.S did you know her eyes are really brown and she permanently wears coloured contacts that are damaging her eyes?

Top 20 Richest Women In Entertainment

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. J.K. Rowling
3. Martha Stewart
4. Madonna
5. Celine Dion
6. Mariah Carey
7. Janet Jackson
8. Julia Roberts
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Jennifer Aniston
11. The Olsen Twins
12. Britney Spears
13. Judge Judy
14. Sandra Bullock
15. Cameron Diaz
16. Gisele Bundchen
17. Ellen DeGeneres
18. Nicole Kidman
19. Christina Aguilera
20. Renee Zellweger

Britney's Barred!

How low can you go? After being rejected from the Super Bowl promo Britney has now been kicked off the guestlist for the Vienna Opera Ball. Messing with Paris Hilton wasn't such a good idea after all was it Britney? Who'd have thought it? If i'd told you a couple of years ago that one day Paris would be receieving $1 million just for attending an event and Britney would be barred becasue the two don't get on. You couldn't make this shit up but i'll give it a go anyway. In two years time Nicole Richie will be the face of weight watchers and she'll be chucking Britney out for losing too much weight. Hmmmm.. maybe not eh!

Britney Isn't Pregnant

Is this news? Apparently so. Last week In Touch Weekly ran the story speculating that Britney Spears is pregnant again:

Rudolph tells Us that he believes that the "ridiculous" report came from an incident last week in which Spears' new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, accidentally wiped peanut butter on his t-shirt while in the company of Spears. Observers wrongly concluded she had vomited, and thus was experiencing morning sickness. "Because Isaac didn't lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney's vomit," Rudolph joked. "Ridiculous."

And why the old picture accompanying this great story you ask? I feel sometimes we need to reminding why we loved Britney in the first place.

Lohan In Rehab

Am I the only one that doesn't find this news interesting? I like hang on let me rephrase that...I LOVE wild Lindsey! Lindasy without drink and drugs is like Jade Goody without a brain!! Wait that doesn't make sense does it? But you know what i mean right?

Lindsay Lohan's Dating Joe Francis

What a lucky guy! 33-year-old Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator is reportedly dating Hollywoods classiest lady. What a couple eh! Is it just me or does he look a bit hmmm... how would you phrase hunchback geek nicely? Anyway they had supposedly planned to go on away together over the weekend to his Mexican estate but decided to cancel as:

"neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties."

Am I the only person that finds this really new realationship really REALLY dull!! I don't sense fireworks here..

Naomi's Guilty

Wow what a shocker!! Today Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans. The result? She's been sentenced to pay $363 in medical expenses, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program. Naomi said:

"I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her."

So that clears that one up then eh!

How Wasted Is Paula?

Lindsey Chased By Freak

Ok so the title is a lie got your attention though didn't I? sneaky eh! No really there is no story its just Lindsey Lohan in Miami running down a street in a bikini and you know why? i'll tell you why? because thats how they do it in Lindsey land.

Becks On The Move

So the Beckhams are of to L.A. Am I the only person that can grasp how monumentally HUGE this is!? I can but imagine the consequences of these actions. Madrid = Rebecca Loos now lets just speculate L.A= Paris? Lindsey? Britney? I'm putting my money on Cameron Diaz don't know why just a fishy feeling.

The Best Video EVER!

The Reason Behind The Split - Scarlett

According to reports in Us Weekly Cameron split with Justin because he went behind her back and cast Scarlett Johansson to be in his new $1 million music video. Sounds like a pretty lame reason huh!? We'll throw into the mix that Justin knew full well Scarlett had a massive crush on him and it will begin to make more sense!

"Scarlett has always liked Justin. They've always had a flirtation - that's why Cameron was threatened by her." With good reason. The decision to cast the 20-year-old as the video vixen pushed Timberlake's relationship with Diaz to the breaking point, and paved the way for Johansson to move in for the kill. "She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video," says a Timberlake pal. "Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett." Adds the source, "they definitely got together after she did the video."

Poor Little Shiloh

Angelina has shockingly told Elle magazine:

"I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her... I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this... yes, a blob!"

Wowzer! Not so nice after all are we Miss Jolie? 'A blob'! Harshhhhh........

Paris Lets Slip

This picture is pretty self explanatory I think. The Hilton, which is now her official name is inspecting her brand new Bentley which she dented last night. How many cars can one woman dent!? Hmm perhaps she was drunk? Or perhaps that was just my attempt to neatly tie into to the next Hilton related story..

Her attorney has entered a not guilty plea for her today for drink driving charges relating to an incident last September when police pulled her over for 'driving erratically'. She then did a sobriety test where she blew a 0.08, the minimum legal limit for California. I got a strong suspicion she may just get off this one.

Brtiney Listens To Her Own Music

Jessica Simpson

Is fat. That is all. Thank you as you were.

Britney Losing The Plot

Here is the latest statment from her website-

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I've had the time to be "me," I've been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally "free." I've been working so hard on this new album and I can't wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

I'm really losing faith. She's fast running out of time to pull it together!

Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey It's All About Lindsey

Never a dull moment is there! So she's back in hospital and this time its for appendicitis. I think the only person to have more shitty things happen to them is probably er whats her name... hmm? blonde unlucky lady.. Anna Nicole thats the one.

Tara Reid Is Retarded

K-Fed After Firecrotch

Us Weekly reports Kevin Federline hit on Lindsay Lohan on December 22, texting "We should hang out" to her only to get rejected.

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us. another says, "She thought it was hilarious."

What I want to know is how he got her number in the first place? Is there like a big celebrity phonebook that they all have acess to? Anyway the best part of this story is that Kevin doesn't handle rejection well so just text back-

'Firecrotch'

Good one Kevin!

Diaz And Timberlake Spilt

Star magazine is claiming Justin and Cameron have called it a day. The two apparent spent the holidays apart with their respective families. Apparently Justin has been telling friends they've broken up and he is seeing a "former flame, Veronica Finn."

Check out the picture of Britney below! Reckon thats when she heard the news?

Britney Collapses On NYE

So Britney got so wasted on NYE she collapsed and had to be carried out of the party she was at in Las Vegas. However, her rep is saying:

"By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep. There is nothing out of the ordinary here."

Every news agency and source reported the drunk version of the story so i guess its just up to you who you want to believe. i know which version makes me happier.