Friday, 22 December 2006
This Is So Special
I'm not even sure what to say about this. It pretty much speaks for itself doesn't it? If there was going to be one piece of evidence that would prove what a revolting human being Paris really is i think this could be it. I mean come on tabloid pictures of yourself in a love note?
Wednesday, 20 December 2006
NEWS JUST IN
Britney's On A Roll
Down a hill that is. So it turns out the reason she is no longer hanging with the Hilton is she found out her current beau J.R Rotem had fooled around with her first. Hmm, Britney darling surely the fact he's been with her should put you off him not her? am I missing something? Can someone please tell Britney to sort it out. Come on who would you rather see pictures of her with Rotem or Hilton? Exactly!
Also, is it wrong that i've started to feel sorry for Kevin? According to In Touch
Spears started bragging to her ex about some sex she'd had. Federline was furious, although he reportedly isn't quite sure whether he believes that she's been dating. "[Spears] just started pushing his buttons ... He started screaming at her." Spears is reportedly also taunting Federline about no longer living the lavish life they shared, but sources say that he continues to gather info on her hard partying to use in the custody battle against her.
Mwah Ha Ha Ha...
"They did 'Bobby' together and went to two of the premieres together. Nothing else."
WTF???
Monday, 18 December 2006
Nicole In Prison
So if Nicole is convicted of a DUI from Monday's arrest she must serve a mandatory jail sentence of 5 days in prison. She'd also lose her licence for a year and have to attend an alcohol education program for a year and a half. This would be pretty hot gossip and in a cruel way quite exciting. The problem is if your anything like me you'll read this and just think 'fuck that.. bullshit she'll go to prison.' We all know only real people go to prison. Celebs murder people, get caught with heroin and just get a fine! Please please please let me be wrong.....
Britney Dumps Paris
Britney Spears has reportedly dumped new bezzy mate Paris. According to a source close to Britney:
"Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
Now I'm not so sure this is such a great idea. The whole Britney Paris combo was dynamite no? I really thought it was only a matter of days before we had hot pictures of their first les be friends kiss. I guess those images will have to remain imaginary.
sob sob...
Thursday, 14 December 2006
Is Britney On Drugs
"my jaw hurts"
"I feel like I'm missing out on life"
"Its all the partying"
I'll let you be the judge...
Wednesday, 13 December 2006
Paris Protects Her Girlfriend Opps Sorry Britney
So this is what she put on her MySpace...
I told Brit I'd write a bulletin on here to try to clear some news to at least the people who are on my list...
Lately, you've been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her "behavior" and sadly they're blaming the issue on her being friends with me. Yeah, me and Brit have become really close in the past few weeks, and we've gone out alot in the past few nights, but I never influence anything she does, and neither does anyone else.
Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday. For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling. Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her.
She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.
Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them "bad parents" She's young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn't care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind.
Love,
Paris
Wow i bet Britney really appreciated that! You can just imagine the conversation that happened before this post can't you.
Britney 'Er Paris everyone is picking on me I really shouldn't come out to play tonight'
Pairs 'Britney you go to come out, it will be so hot! i'll tell everyone to stop picking on you'
Brtiney 'Ah thanks Paris your the best!'
Tuesday, 12 December 2006
One Inch Shorter, 5lbs Lighter And Black
Yey she's back! Last night Nicole was spotted driving the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. When cops stopped her and approached the vehicle she was on her cell. Nicole then admitted she'd smoked pot and taken Vicodin. Pictured left in a mug shot taken this morning when she was booked.
However, 3 years earlier when she was booked for a similar offence, well actually heroin, not sooooo similar i guess she listed as 5'2" and 90lbs which is one inch taller and 5lbs heavier than what she was listed at this morning. So not only is she shrinking in size but she is also shrinking in stature! AMAZING! Oh yeah and she's gone from black to white as well.. wow cops really are special aren't they!
Monday, 11 December 2006
Peaches Geldof
Britneys On Drugs
According to In Touch Weekly Britney is on tons of medication to deal with her harrowing and impending divorce battle.
The inside of her handbag was descirbed by a source at In Touch Weekly as looking like a pharmacy.
'I've never seen so many pills. There was a bottle of Paxil, an antidepressant, and a bottle of Xanax'
Lets take bets on how long till she's in rehab. I'm guessing within 2 months!
Thursday, 7 December 2006
Guess Who..
I'd love to wish her better but honestly i'd actually rather she suffered and pictures of her leaving rehab reach the front of the news of the world on Sunday! Celeb gossip isn't gossip if they are happy.. that would just make me jealous and thats not a pretty emotion!
She's Losing It!!
I don't think I need to write anything here!
The picture speaks for itself right?
Ok sod it i'll write something.. we all know Britney has gone of the rails and my oh my does it make me love her even more.. so anyway here's a snippet of a message she posted on her official site today-
It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends. It's also been 2 years since I've even celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria's Secrets' new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.
I'm just getting started ... Happy Holidays everyone!
Britney
So what do we reckon? is she gunna lose it? is she gunna come back next year hotter than ever? Hmm.. i'm not convinced!
Wednesday, 6 December 2006
Can It Be True?
So Paris Hilton is ready for kids...
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly.
She then went on to say...
“I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”
For the love of god could this women be any far removed from real life? Honestly though i wish she really meant it. Could you acutally even begin to imagine her having four babies in 5 years? that i would love to see..
Anyway enough of that! where is Nicole?? i miss her : (
Two Watches
You may have seen the pictures and you may have also asked why? i thought it may be all the travelling perhaps two different time zones.. pretty stupid but it makes some sort of sense.. the truth however makes no sense!
""Lindsay bought James this expensive watch but he refused to wear it," a source told The Star. "And she ended up wearing it on her wrist with her own watch, like a tribute to her unrequited desire."
Give me a f.. F! give me a r.. R! do you see where i'm going with this...?
OC Spilt
So this isn't the greatest of starts to this hot new blog spot. The plan was a site devoted entirely (except with major news exceptions) to Britney, Paris, Lindsey and Nicole!
So anyway i see this as a major news exception.. this news is devastating! it makes me want to run to the top of a hill and shout WHY?!!!!!!!! ok maybe i should get to the point at the beginning of the post not the end.. for those of you that don't already know the real life OC couple have called it a day... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!