Horny Harry Horse Humper

Wow this is one for the bestiality crew out there. Not only is Harry Potter (which is how he will eternally be known) getting his kit off on stage, but he is also going to simulate a sex act whilst riding a horse. What really gets me though is that people actually want to pay to see it. Tickets have already grossed £1 million!!!

When Did Kevin Become Cooler Then Britney?

Angelina's Mum Dies

Angelina Jolie's mother died aged only 56 on Saturday afternoon at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after battling cancer for seven years.

They Just Keep Coming

I never thought i'd be bored of the Hilton whore bag but to be honest I struggled to watch this painful video to the end. Ok I just about managed it but it was a struggle I swear! You saw it here first on The Super Celeb!

Paris Gets Exposed

A while back Paris forgot to pay a $200 bill for storage and as a result 6,000 square feet of her stuff was sold in one big lump to an unidentified buyer. Somehow back then some of us inteligent types realised this story may grow, so this is whats happened. The owner of all the exciting crap has launched ParisExposed.com a webiste where for $39.97 you can witness:

Never before seen sex videos

250 personal and private videos

drug use that make Tony Montan look like a missionary

Wow who would pay for that shit? ok ok yes I already have! and its great. I'm not ashamed!!

Brandy Is A Murderer

Last month Brandy was involved in a car accident that resulted in a fatality and it turns out the accident was her fault. It has been reported that on December 30th she was driving down a freeway in Los Angeles, what she failed to notice was that the traffic in front of her had slowed down and as a result she ended smashing into the car in front of her. Which in turn hit another car and then slid into the path of yet another car. The driver was taken to the hospital but died the next day. Brandy wasn't arrested, but an investigation is under way.

Forgot to mention..

She appears to have an alien growing out of her stomach.
That's so hot!!

Paris Pleads No Contest

Who is the most useless celebrity in L.A? Paris pleads 'No Contest'. Ho ho ho.. no unfortunately that isn't the story its just me trying to be witty.

Yesterday, Paris Hilton pleaded 'No Contest' to alcohol related reckless driving. Resulting in her being placed on 36 months probation as well as being fined. What is still up in the air however is whether she will accept the offer to cut her probation in half by completing 40 hours of community service. Paris Hilton and community service? The words don't even belong in the same sentence so I really don't see that happening!

P.S did you know her eyes are really brown and she permanently wears coloured contacts that are damaging her eyes?

Top 20 Richest Women In Entertainment

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. J.K. Rowling
3. Martha Stewart
4. Madonna
5. Celine Dion
6. Mariah Carey
7. Janet Jackson
8. Julia Roberts
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Jennifer Aniston
11. The Olsen Twins
12. Britney Spears
13. Judge Judy
14. Sandra Bullock
15. Cameron Diaz
16. Gisele Bundchen
17. Ellen DeGeneres
18. Nicole Kidman
19. Christina Aguilera
20. Renee Zellweger

Britney's Barred!

How low can you go? After being rejected from the Super Bowl promo Britney has now been kicked off the guestlist for the Vienna Opera Ball. Messing with Paris Hilton wasn't such a good idea after all was it Britney? Who'd have thought it? If i'd told you a couple of years ago that one day Paris would be receieving $1 million just for attending an event and Britney would be barred becasue the two don't get on. You couldn't make this shit up but i'll give it a go anyway. In two years time Nicole Richie will be the face of weight watchers and she'll be chucking Britney out for losing too much weight. Hmmmm.. maybe not eh!

Britney Isn't Pregnant

Is this news? Apparently so. Last week In Touch Weekly ran the story speculating that Britney Spears is pregnant again:

Rudolph tells Us that he believes that the "ridiculous" report came from an incident last week in which Spears' new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, accidentally wiped peanut butter on his t-shirt while in the company of Spears. Observers wrongly concluded she had vomited, and thus was experiencing morning sickness. "Because Isaac didn't lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney's vomit," Rudolph joked. "Ridiculous."

And why the old picture accompanying this great story you ask? I feel sometimes we need to reminding why we loved Britney in the first place.

Lohan In Rehab

Am I the only one that doesn't find this news interesting? I like hang on let me rephrase that...I LOVE wild Lindsey! Lindasy without drink and drugs is like Jade Goody without a brain!! Wait that doesn't make sense does it? But you know what i mean right?

Lindsay Lohan's Dating Joe Francis

What a lucky guy! 33-year-old Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator is reportedly dating Hollywoods classiest lady. What a couple eh! Is it just me or does he look a bit hmmm... how would you phrase hunchback geek nicely? Anyway they had supposedly planned to go on away together over the weekend to his Mexican estate but decided to cancel as:

"neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties."

Am I the only person that finds this really new realationship really REALLY dull!! I don't sense fireworks here..

Naomi's Guilty

Wow what a shocker!! Today Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans. The result? She's been sentenced to pay $363 in medical expenses, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program. Naomi said:

"I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her."

So that clears that one up then eh!

How Wasted Is Paula?

Lindsey Chased By Freak

Ok so the title is a lie got your attention though didn't I? sneaky eh! No really there is no story its just Lindsey Lohan in Miami running down a street in a bikini and you know why? i'll tell you why? because thats how they do it in Lindsey land.

Becks On The Move

So the Beckhams are of to L.A. Am I the only person that can grasp how monumentally HUGE this is!? I can but imagine the consequences of these actions. Madrid = Rebecca Loos now lets just speculate L.A= Paris? Lindsey? Britney? I'm putting my money on Cameron Diaz don't know why just a fishy feeling.

The Best Video EVER!

The Reason Behind The Split - Scarlett

According to reports in Us Weekly Cameron split with Justin because he went behind her back and cast Scarlett Johansson to be in his new $1 million music video. Sounds like a pretty lame reason huh!? We'll throw into the mix that Justin knew full well Scarlett had a massive crush on him and it will begin to make more sense!

"Scarlett has always liked Justin. They've always had a flirtation - that's why Cameron was threatened by her." With good reason. The decision to cast the 20-year-old as the video vixen pushed Timberlake's relationship with Diaz to the breaking point, and paved the way for Johansson to move in for the kill. "She could not believe he went behind her back to put her in the video," says a Timberlake pal. "Cameron was very jealous of Scarlett." Adds the source, "they definitely got together after she did the video."

Poor Little Shiloh

Angelina has shockingly told Elle magazine:

"I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her... I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this... yes, a blob!"

Wowzer! Not so nice after all are we Miss Jolie? 'A blob'! Harshhhhh........

Paris Lets Slip

This picture is pretty self explanatory I think. The Hilton, which is now her official name is inspecting her brand new Bentley which she dented last night. How many cars can one woman dent!? Hmm perhaps she was drunk? Or perhaps that was just my attempt to neatly tie into to the next Hilton related story..

Her attorney has entered a not guilty plea for her today for drink driving charges relating to an incident last September when police pulled her over for 'driving erratically'. She then did a sobriety test where she blew a 0.08, the minimum legal limit for California. I got a strong suspicion she may just get off this one.

Brtiney Listens To Her Own Music

Jessica Simpson

Is fat. That is all. Thank you as you were.

Britney Losing The Plot

Here is the latest statment from her website-

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I've addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don't pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I've had the time to be "me," I've been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally "free." I've been working so hard on this new album and I can't wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I'd be unhappy too if I had to read what I've been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I've been far from perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney

I'm really losing faith. She's fast running out of time to pull it together!

Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey It's All About Lindsey

Never a dull moment is there! So she's back in hospital and this time its for appendicitis. I think the only person to have more shitty things happen to them is probably er whats her name... hmm? blonde unlucky lady.. Anna Nicole thats the one.

Tara Reid Is Retarded

K-Fed After Firecrotch

Us Weekly reports Kevin Federline hit on Lindsay Lohan on December 22, texting "We should hang out" to her only to get rejected.

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us. another says, "She thought it was hilarious."

What I want to know is how he got her number in the first place? Is there like a big celebrity phonebook that they all have acess to? Anyway the best part of this story is that Kevin doesn't handle rejection well so just text back-

'Firecrotch'

Good one Kevin!

Diaz And Timberlake Spilt

Star magazine is claiming Justin and Cameron have called it a day. The two apparent spent the holidays apart with their respective families. Apparently Justin has been telling friends they've broken up and he is seeing a "former flame, Veronica Finn."

Check out the picture of Britney below! Reckon thats when she heard the news?

Britney Collapses On NYE

So Britney got so wasted on NYE she collapsed and had to be carried out of the party she was at in Las Vegas. However, her rep is saying:

"By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out. She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep. There is nothing out of the ordinary here."

Every news agency and source reported the drunk version of the story so i guess its just up to you who you want to believe. i know which version makes me happier.