Fat Spice

Woah there check out how fat Mel B AKA Scary Spice has got? What a heffa! I mean way to let yourself go. I think she may have been hiding in a Krispy Kreme cave and has finally managed to eat herself out. Hang on that sounded really wrong. Whatever she's fat fat fat. What? She's pregnant? Seriously? With who's baby? Your fucking kidding me!!!!! NO WAY!! Nobody tells me anything anymore. I feel lonely. I need a hug.

Lohan Dates Law

Well firstly i'd like to apologise for my lack of posts recently. I could lie and say nothing has been news worthy but to be honest i've just been lazy/busy. Thats and obviously nothing major has happened. Until now.... You heard it hear first! Lohan and Law are dating. How great is that? Apparently they were spotted together at The Box on Friday and Saturday night. Wow two nights in a row! Eager beavers!!

Britney And Kevin To Renew Their Vows

Wow so much has been happening I almost don't know where to begin! Ok first things first. Looks like the real reason for rehab and all the erratic behaviour is finally out and the answer you've all been waiting for is...crystal meth ta dar it finally all makes sense doesn't it kids. Don't know much about crystal meth? well click here and if your still in any doubt whether this is true or not this website alone should be enough to convince you! They should seriously add Britney's before and after pictures here.

Ok well now we have that cleared up we can focus on the next Britney saga. Her and Kevin are now back together! WTF you say? Yeah I KNOW!!! I actually can't be bothered to go into the details as they are not that interesting.. Want details? Click here.. I'd much rather talk about the fact she wrote 666 on her skinhead and ran around screaming 'I am the antichrist' before trying to hang herself' no there's a You Tube I want to see!

Britney Update

Britney was spotted leaving rehab last night and before you jump to the wrong conclusion she was in fact just popping to an AA meeting in Santa Monica. As soon as the meeting was over she headed straight back to Promises treatment centre. Did I miss something? Only a couple of days ago her PR team were reporting that she was being treated for depression not drugs or alcohol. It's all so fishy fishy fishy. Hey ho guess it's nice to see her looking human again anyway.

Who's Hayden?

So these have been popping up all over London. Anyone got any ideas?

Charlotte Isn't Fat, She's Pregnant

Congratulations Charlotte! News broke today that Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are expecting their first child. The statement said:

"Charlotte has asked us to bring you the news exclusively today via CharlotteChurch.com that she is pregnant. For reasons of privacy, Charlotte has chosen not to comment on this matter, other than to confirm that she and her boyfriend, Gavin Henson, are delighted. In an ideal world, we would not have made this announcement so early in the pregnancy. However, due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public and she was keen to ensure that her fans had the opportunity to read the truth here first."